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| Anything involving a hammer or drill |
Him |
Him |
| Anything remotely difficult |
Him |
Him |
| Anything that involves going somewhere to spend money first |
Her |
Him |
| Anything with the car |
Him |
Him |
| Asking a bloke to do something they can't do and then by osmosis instantly becoming a world renowned authority on the subject and telling him how to do it as well! |
Her |
Him |
| Being a figure of authority because they just laugh at mum |
Him |
Him |
| Being in charge of and responsible for absolutely everything that goes tits up at a moments notice regardless if whether you were actually in the country at the time or not |
Him |
Him |
| Being the person they just have to talk to when match of the day is on…no other time will do e.g. when corrie, eastenders, desperate housewives, or whatever banal strain of emotional pornography they are hooked on is playing |
Him |
Him |
| Building the shed |
Him |
Him |
| Buying birthday presents |
Her |
Him |
| Buying toilet paper |
Her |
Him |
| Changing shitty nappies |
Her |
Him |
| Checking the front door is closed when you have just gone to bed |
Him |
Him |
| Choosing paint |
Her |
Him |
| Cleaning |
Her |
Him |
| Clearing blocked pipes |
Him |
Him |
| Cookery |
Her |
Him |
| Cutting in |
Him |
Him |
| Discipline with the household |
Him |
Him |
| DIY |
Him |
Him |
| Encourage her husband in his jobs and give him a kick up the arse if necessary |
Her |
Him |
| Following missus when pushing trolley and using herculean self control not to kill her when she meets someone she knows, starts to have a gossip and with her spare hand holds onto the trolley su you have to stand there as well |
Him |
Him |
| Getting as assortment of spiders, bees, wasps out of the house/bath/bedroom |
Him |
Him |
| Getting chocolates/tea for the little lady when the marines have landed |
Him |
Him |
| Glossing |
Him |
Him |
| Ironing |
Her |
Him |
| Knocking stuff down |
Him |
Him |
| Lifting heavy stuff |
Him |
Him |
| Make his wife happy! |
Him |
Him |
| Mowing the lawn |
Him |
Him |
| Painting |
Him |
Him |
| Party planning |
Her |
Him |
| Phoning SKY |
Him |
Him |
| Planning kids parties |
Her |
Him |
| Planting flowers |
Her |
Him |
| Pushing the trolley around your local store |
Him |
Him |
| Putting the bin (trash) out |
Him |
Him |
| Remembering anniversaries |
Her |
Him |
| Sanding |
Him |
Him |
| Strimmers lawn edges |
Him |
Him |
| Take kids to their friends parties |
Her |
Him |
| Teaching the kids"rough" stuff - especially anti-gay skills for boys |
Him |
Him |
| To act as a social secretary for the kids |
Her |
Him |
| To be happy! |
Her |
Him |
| Undercoating |
Him |
Him |
| Vacuming |
Him |
Him |
| Washing |
Her |
Him |
| Wasting money |
Her |
Him |